Robert Christgau: CG: Artist 746

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src="/icon/s2.gif" height=12 width=16 alt="Choice Cuts"></li> </ul> <h3>Consumer Guide Reviews:</h3> Grits Sandwiches for Breakfast [Jive/Novus, 1990] <img border=0 src="/icon/x2.gif" height=12 width=16 alt="Dud"> Devil Without a Cause [Lava/Atlantic, 1998] Wish this "illegitimate son of man" would stop pretending he's a pimp--he tours so much he can't possibly provide the necessary continuity. But not since great Mot鰎head has there been a hard rock album with so many laugh lines: "I don't like small cars or real big women/But somehow I always find myself in 'em." Belatedly fulfilling the rap-metal promise of Licensed To Ill, he makes the competition sound clownish, limp, and corny, respectively, and the Eminem cameo is a draw--his flow is surer even if his sound isn't. Lickin' pussy underwater blowin' bubbles up your ass, he is, and I quote, all of that and a bag of chips. A- The History of Rock [Atlantic, 2000] Hip-hop as Afro-America's latest gift to hard-rock assholes who can't sing ("Dark & Gray," "American Bad Ass"). * Cocky [Lava/Atlantic, 2001] "Lay It on Me" <img border=0 src="/icon/s2.gif" height=12 width=16 alt="Choice Cuts"> Kid Rock [Atlantic, 2003] Turned into Ted Nugent pretty quick, didn't he? Only who told him that meant not being funny? Like a clown who longs to play Hamlet, the fake pimp who got lucky is out of his depth in swamp-rock--especially with this stiff of a drummer, her p.c. points notwithstanding. C+ Rock N Roll Jesus [Atlantic, 2007] "So Hott," "All Summer Long" <img border=0 src="/icon/s2.gif" height=12 width=16 alt="Choice Cuts">  </td> </table> </body> </html>

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Robert Christgau: CG: Artist 746