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alt="engrish-funny-yellow-surprise"/></p> <p>Special brand of siamese drinking water. yellow surprise. exploited at maesai by</p> <p>thumptimkuna ice factory</p> <p>Engrish Photo by Vlad</p> </div> </div> <p class="commentnow"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090417180916/http://engrishfunny.com/2008/11/12/engrish-yellow-surprise/#comments" rel="nofollow">» Glory! 33 Comment </a></p> <div class="socmarks"> <div class="socmark"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090417180916/http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailFlare?itemTitle=Yellow%26nbsp%3BSurprise%21&uri=http://engrishfunny.com/2008/11/12/engrish-yellow-surprise/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090417180916im_/http://s1.wordpress.com/wp-content/themes/vip/engrishfunny/images/socmarks/socmark_email.gif" alt="Engrish Sendings"/></a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a class="DiggThisButton" 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