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Thank you for participating in this election, and congratulations to the winners! </td></tr></tbody></table></div></div> <div class="mw-indicators mw-body-content"> </div> <h1 id="firstHeading" class="firstHeading" lang="en">Chuck Norris</h1> <div id="bodyContent" class="mw-body-content"> <div id="siteSub" class="noprint">From RationalWiki</div> <div id="contentSub"></div> <div id="contentSub2"></div> <div id="jump-to-nav"></div> <a class="mw-jump-link" href="#mw-head">Jump to navigation</a> <a class="mw-jump-link" href="#searchInput">Jump to search</a> <div id="mw-content-text" lang="en" dir="ltr" class="mw-content-ltr"><div class="mw-parser-output"><div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:167px;"><a href="/wiki/File:Chuck_norris.jpg" class="image"><img alt="" src="/w/images/thumb/e/eb/Chuck_norris.jpg/165px-Chuck_norris.jpg" decoding="async" width="165" height="263" class="thumbimage" srcset="/w/images/e/eb/Chuck_norris.jpg 1.5x" data-file-width="220" data-file-height="350" /></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a href="/wiki/File:Chuck_norris.jpg" class="internal" title="Enlarge"></a></div>Carlos disobeying the laws of the <a href="/wiki/Flag_Police" title="Flag Police">Flag Police</a>.</div></div></div> <table class="infobox" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" style="float: right; margin: 0 0 0.5em 0.5em; text-align:left; border: 1px solid #FF6E00; width:175px;"> <tbody><tr> <td style="font-size: 95%; text-align:center; color:White; background-color:#FF6E00"><b>Parroting squawkbox</b><br /><a href="/wiki/Pundit" title="Pundit"><font size="4" color="White"><b>Pundits</b></font></a> </td></tr> <tr> <td style="background-color:#E9E4E4;" align="center"><a href="/wiki/Category:Political_pundits" title="Category:Political pundits"><img alt="Icon pundit.svg" src="/w/images/thumb/4/45/Icon_pundit.svg/100px-Icon_pundit.svg.png" decoding="async" width="100" height="100" srcset="/w/images/thumb/4/45/Icon_pundit.svg/150px-Icon_pundit.svg.png 1.5x, /w/images/thumb/4/45/Icon_pundit.svg/200px-Icon_pundit.svg.png 2x" data-file-width="200" data-file-height="200" /></a> </td></tr> <tr> <td style="font-size: 95%; color:White; background-color:#FF6E00; text-align:center;"><b>And a dirty dozen more</b> </td></tr> <tr> <td style="font-size: 95%; background-color:#E9E4E4;"> <ul><li><a href="/wiki/Kathryn_Jean_Lopez" title="Kathryn Jean Lopez">Kathryn Jean Lopez</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/David_Frum" title="David Frum">David Frum</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Rich_Lowry" title="Rich Lowry">Rich Lowry</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Glenn_Beck" title="Glenn Beck">Glenn Beck</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Bill_Donohue" title="Bill Donohue">Bill Donohue</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Antonio_F._Branco" title="Antonio F. Branco">Antonio F. Branco</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/George_Will" title="George Will">George Will</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Steve_Milloy" title="Steve Milloy">Steve Milloy</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Christine_O%27Donnell" title="Christine O'Donnell">Christine O'Donnell</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Adam_Kokesh" title="Adam Kokesh">Adam Kokesh</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Allie_Beth_Stuckey" title="Allie Beth Stuckey">Allie Beth Stuckey</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Caleb_Maupin" title="Caleb Maupin">Caleb Maupin</a></li></ul> <div class="vte plainlinks" style="font-size:smaller; text-align:center;"><a href="/wiki/Template:Pundits" title="Template:Pundits">v</a> - <a href="/wiki/Template_talk:Pundits" title="Template talk:Pundits">t</a> - <a rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="https://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Template:Pundits&action=edit">e</a></div> </td></tr></tbody></table> <table style="margin: auto; border-collapse:collapse; border-style:none; background-color:transparent;" class="cquote"> <tbody><tr> <td><div style="padding:4px 50px;position:relative;"><span style="position:absolute;left:10px;top:-6px;z-index:1;font-family:'Times New Roman',serif;font-weight:bold;color:#B2B7F2;font-size:36px">“</span><span style="position:absolute;right:10px;bottom:-20px;z-index:1;font-family:'Times New Roman',serif;font-weight:bold;color:#B2B7F2;font-size:36px">”</span>Chuck Norris wants to put himself in every man.<sup id="cite_ref-1" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-1">[1]</a></sup></div> </td></tr> </tbody></table> <p><b>Carlos “Chuck" Norris</b> (1940–) is an <a href="/wiki/United_States" title="United States">American</a> <a href="/wiki/Fundamentalist_Christian" class="mw-redirect" title="Fundamentalist Christian">fundamentalist Christian</a>, <a href="/wiki/Conspiracy" class="mw-redirect" title="Conspiracy">conspiracy</a> nut, washed-up "actor", infomercial star, unpopular pretend Texas Ranger, martial artist, pro-deficit contributor at <a href="/wiki/WorldNetDaily" class="mw-redirect" title="WorldNetDaily">WorldNetDaily</a>, and lord of <a href="/wiki/Internet_meme" class="mw-redirect" title="Internet meme">Internet memes</a>. </p><p><i>Stop the presses!</i> Chuck Norris is running for President… of <a href="/wiki/Texas" class="mw-redirect" title="Texas">Texas</a>. </p> <div id="toc" class="toc" role="navigation" aria-labelledby="mw-toc-heading"><input type="checkbox" role="button" id="toctogglecheckbox" class="toctogglecheckbox" style="display:none" /><div class="toctitle" lang="en" dir="ltr"><h2 id="mw-toc-heading">Contents</h2><span class="toctogglespan"><label class="toctogglelabel" for="toctogglecheckbox"></label></span></div> <ul> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-1"><a href="#The_adventures_of_the_brain-dead"><span class="tocnumber">1</span> <span class="toctext">The adventures of the brain-dead</span></a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-2"><a href="#Obligatory_flogging_of_a_dead_meme"><span class="tocnumber">2</span> <span class="toctext">Obligatory flogging of a dead meme</span></a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-3"><a href="#Bogus_conspiracy_theories"><span class="tocnumber">3</span> <span class="toctext">Bogus conspiracy theories</span></a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-4"><a href="#See_also"><span class="tocnumber">4</span> <span class="toctext">See also</span></a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-5"><a href="#Notes"><span class="tocnumber">5</span> <span class="toctext">Notes</span></a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-6"><a href="#External_links"><span class="tocnumber">6</span> <span class="toctext">External links</span></a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-7"><a href="#References"><span class="tocnumber">7</span> <span class="toctext">References</span></a></li> </ul> </div> <h2><span class="mw-headline" id="The_adventures_of_the_brain-dead">The adventures of the brain-dead</span><span class="mw-editsection"><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">[</span><a href="/w/index.php?title=Chuck_Norris&action=edit&section=1" title="Edit section: The adventures of the brain-dead">edit</a><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">]</span></span></h2> <p>Through his columns, Norris has been an outspoken <a href="/wiki/Creationism" title="Creationism">critic</a> of the <a href="/wiki/Theory_of_evolution" title="Theory of evolution">theory of evolution</a>, the teaching of which he holds makes him act like a monkey (this in spite of the fact that he has access to mirrors). He has also worked to uncover a vast <a href="/wiki/Atheist" class="mw-redirect" title="Atheist">atheist</a> conspiracy to outlaw <a href="/wiki/Christianity" title="Christianity">Christianity</a> in the <a href="/wiki/United_States" title="United States">United States</a>, the first step of which is the acceptance of atheists in our government:<sup id="cite_ref-2" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-2">[2]</a></sup> </p> <blockquote class="letter" style="width:auto; margin-right:210px; background:#f8f8ff; border:1px solid #C9C9CF;"> <p>Though the majority of Americans continue to claim to be Christians, a Gallup poll discovered 45 percent of us would support an atheist for president. Such a survey is a clear indication that the secularization of society is alive and well. </p> </blockquote> <p>To thwart this menace of <a href="/wiki/Secular" title="Secular">secularization</a>, Norris has menacingly promised that if elected <a href="/wiki/President_of_the_United_States" title="President of the United States">President</a> (as if) he would "tattoo an American flag on the forehead of every atheist," an obvious form of flag desecration (see photo). </p><p>Norris is active in many fundamentalist causes, including the <a href="/wiki/Billy_Graham" title="Billy Graham">Billy Graham Evangelistic Association</a>. He and his wife are the spokespersons for the <a href="/wiki/Fundie_school" title="Fundie school">National Council on Bible Curriculum</a>, which seeks to bring state-certified <a href="/wiki/Bible" title="Bible">Bible</a> courses to <a href="/wiki/Public_school" title="Public school">public high schools</a> nationwide. <a href="/wiki/Godspeed" class="mw-redirect" title="Godspeed">Godspeed</a>!<sup id="cite_ref-3" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-3">[3]</a></sup> </p><p>And just to show that <a href="/wiki/Crank_magnetism" title="Crank magnetism">all forms of lunacy tend to converge</a>, he's also an <a href="/wiki/Anti-vaccination" class="mw-redirect" title="Anti-vaccination">anti-vaxxer</a><sup id="cite_ref-4" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-4">[4]</a></sup> and an opponent of <a href="/wiki/Genetically_modified_food" title="Genetically modified food">genetically modified food</a>.<sup id="cite_ref-5" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-5">[5]</a></sup> And for a Christian fundamentalist, he sure has no problem defending the authoritarian leader of <a href="/wiki/Azerbaijan" title="Azerbaijan">Azerbaijan</a> slaughtering <a href="/wiki/Armenia" title="Armenia">Armenian</a> Christians in 2020.<sup id="cite_ref-6" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-6">[6]</a></sup> </p> <h2><span class="mw-headline" id="Obligatory_flogging_of_a_dead_meme">Obligatory flogging of a dead meme</span><span class="mw-editsection"><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">[</span><a href="/w/index.php?title=Chuck_Norris&action=edit&section=2" title="Edit section: Obligatory flogging of a dead meme">edit</a><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">]</span></span></h2> <div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:322px;"><a href="/wiki/File:Chucknorrisevolution.jpg" class="image"><img alt="" src="/w/images/3/34/Chucknorrisevolution.jpg" decoding="async" width="320" height="240" class="thumbimage" data-file-width="320" data-file-height="240" /></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a href="/wiki/File:Chucknorrisevolution.jpg" class="internal" title="Enlarge"></a></div>Chuck Norris is the <a href="/wiki/The_Edge_of_Evolution" title="The Edge of Evolution">great mutator</a>.</div></div></div> <p>As pretty much everyone with an internet connection in the mid-2000s knows the "Chuck Norris Facts", here are a few of the lesser known ones.<sup id="cite_ref-7" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-7">[7]</a></sup> </p> <ol><li>Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked <a href="/wiki/Gay_marriage" class="mw-redirect" title="Gay marriage">gay marriage</a>, and fell flat on his ass.</li> <li>Chuck Norris does not <a href="/wiki/Sleep" title="Sleep">sleep</a>. He's worrying about gay marriage.</li> <li>Chuck Norris' tears cure gay marriage. Too bad for him he never cries.</li> <li>There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only the quivering fear of gay marriage.</li> <li>Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups — he might accidentally get gay-married.</li> <li>When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he would check his <a href="/wiki/Closet" title="Closet">closet</a> for gay marriage, if he had a closet.</li> <li>Chuck Norris does not go opposing gay marriage, because the word "opposing" implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris has already failed to stop gay marriage.</li> <li>If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. Tell him how fabulous gay marriage is.</li> <li>Chuck Norris counted to <a href="/wiki/Infinity" title="Infinity">infinity</a>. <a href="/wiki/Infinity" title="Infinity">Twice</a>. But couldn't stop thinking about gay marriage while doing so.</li> <li>Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Clint Eastwood in the face, because Clint Eastwood supports gay marriage.</li> <li>Chuck Norris fought against gay marriage, but gay marriage won.</li> <li>When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone,<sup id="cite_ref-8" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-8">[note 1]</a></sup> he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris, complaining about gay marriage.</li> <li>Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, and then it exploded (but that didn't stop the legalization of gay marriage).</li> <li>Chuck Norris has been to <a href="/wiki/Mars" title="Mars">Mars</a>, that's why there are no signs of life there, because Martians supported gay marriage.</li> <li>Bruce Lee kicked his ass.</li> <li>The reason why there are so many jokes about Chuck Norris and none about Bruce Lee is because Bruce Lee is no joke.</li></ol> <h2><span class="mw-headline" id="Bogus_conspiracy_theories">Bogus conspiracy theories</span><span class="mw-editsection"><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">[</span><a href="/w/index.php?title=Chuck_Norris&action=edit&section=3" title="Edit section: Bogus conspiracy theories">edit</a><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">]</span></span></h2> <p>Norris has recently revealed a plan, orchestrated by none other then <a href="/wiki/Barack_Obama" title="Barack Obama">Barack Obama</a> himself! The plan involves rapidly taking in more <a href="/wiki/Undocumented_immigration" title="Undocumented immigration">immigrants</a> as fresh voters for the <a href="/wiki/Democrats" class="mw-redirect" title="Democrats">Democrats</a>. It's such a brilliant scheme. And here Norris describing the plan in his own words. </p> <blockquote class="letter" style="width:auto; background:#f8f8ff; border:1px solid #C9C9CF;"> <p>Third, to add insult to injury, the White House Task Force on New Americans just announced in April its "federal strategic action plan immigrant and refugee integration." They call it: "Strengthening Communities by Welcoming All Residents." Their strategy is to "seed your communities" with at least 70,000 refugees a year, including <a href="/wiki/Iraq" title="Iraq">Iraqis</a>, <a href="/wiki/Burma" title="Burma">Burmese</a>, Bhutanese, <a href="/wiki/Somalia" title="Somalia">Somalis</a>, <a href="/wiki/Cuba" title="Cuba">Cubans</a>, <a href="/wiki/Syria" title="Syria">Syrians</a> and others. And the numbers of Syrians, mostly <a href="/wiki/Muslim" class="mw-redirect" title="Muslim">Muslim</a>, will surpass them all. </p> </blockquote> <p>But wait there's more! </p> <blockquote class="letter" style="width:auto; background:#f8f8ff; border:1px solid #C9C9CF;"> <p>First, the Department of Homeland Security, or DHS, sent letters to all 9,000,000 green-card holders urging them to naturalize prior to the 2016 election. <a href="/wiki/PJ_Media" title="PJ Media">PJ Media</a> reported how it "obtained an internal 'Dear Colleague' letter written by Leon Rodriguez, the ‘director and co-chair of the Task Force on New Americans.’ The letter refers to a White House report called 'Strengthening Communities by Welcoming All Residents.'" </p><p>PJM added: "Leon Rodriguez has a tainted history – not only was he a central player in the radicalization of Eric Holder's Civil Rights Division, he also 'undertook a purportedly illegal search' of a government employee's computer in Montgomery County, <a href="/wiki/Maryland" class="mw-redirect" title="Maryland">Maryland</a>. (Messy details are at the Washington Post.)"<sup id="cite_ref-9" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-9">[8]</a></sup> </p> </blockquote> <p>Unsurprisingly, Chuck also believes in global geo-engineering by use of <a href="/wiki/Chemtrails" title="Chemtrails">chemtrails</a>.<sup id="cite_ref-10" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-10">[9]</a></sup> </p><p>But wait there's still more! </p><p>In 2017, Norris sued medical device manufacturers, claiming that his wife was poisoned by the injected gadolinium compound used in <a href="/wiki/MRI" title="MRI">MRI</a> scans to increase contrast.<sup id="cite_ref-ap_11-0" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-ap-11">[10]</a></sup> Contrary to Norris' claim, gadolinium-based contrast agents have been used in more than 300 million people worldwide and both the <a href="/wiki/FDA" class="mw-redirect" title="FDA">FDA</a> and a European Union agency have found no evidence that retained gadolinium was harmful.<sup id="cite_ref-ap_11-1" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-ap-11">[10]</a></sup> The lawsuit apparently did not cite any medical evidence.<sup id="cite_ref-ap_11-2" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-ap-11">[10]</a></sup> </p> <h2><span class="mw-headline" id="See_also">See also</span><span class="mw-editsection"><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">[</span><a href="/w/index.php?title=Chuck_Norris&action=edit&section=4" title="Edit section: See also">edit</a><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">]</span></span></h2> <ul><li><a href="/wiki/Homeschoolers" class="mw-redirect" title="Homeschoolers">Homeschoolers</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Flag_Police" title="Flag Police">Flag Police</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Machismo" class="mw-redirect" title="Machismo">Machismo</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Mall_ninja" title="Mall ninja">Mall ninja</a></li></ul> <h2><span class="mw-headline" id="Notes">Notes</span><span class="mw-editsection"><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">[</span><a href="/w/index.php?title=Chuck_Norris&action=edit&section=5" title="Edit section: Notes">edit</a><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">]</span></span></h2> <div class="references-small" style="font-size:90%;"> <div class="mw-references-wrap"><ol class="references"> <li id="cite_note-8"><span class="mw-cite-backlink"><a href="#cite_ref-8">↑</a></span> <span class="reference-text">There probably isn't any one inventor as others including Charles Bourseul, Antonio Meucci, Johann Philipp Reis, and Elisha Gray have been credited for the telephone too.</span> </li> </ol></div></div> <h2><span class="mw-headline" id="External_links">External links</span><span class="mw-editsection"><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">[</span><a href="/w/index.php?title=Chuck_Norris&action=edit&section=6" title="Edit section: External links">edit</a><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">]</span></span></h2> <ul><li><a rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20150912212845/http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/">Lamest page on the internet</a></li> <li><a rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="http://www.foundfootagefest.com/videos/chuck-norris-karate-kommandos"><i>Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos</i></a> at FoundFootageFest.com</li> <li><a rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="https://www.pointsincase.com/articles/anti-chuck-facts">Anti-Chuck Norris Facts</a></li></ul> <h2><span class="mw-headline" id="References">References</span><span class="mw-editsection"><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">[</span><a href="/w/index.php?title=Chuck_Norris&action=edit&section=7" title="Edit section: References">edit</a><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">]</span></span></h2> <div class="references-small" style="-moz-column-count:2; -webkit-column-count:2; column-count:2; font-size:80%;"> <div class="mw-references-wrap"><ol class="references"> <li id="cite_note-1"><span class="mw-cite-backlink"><a href="#cite_ref-1">↑</a></span> <span class="reference-text"><a rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z3Abm2RkIU">Doug Walker</a></span> </li> <li id="cite_note-2"><span class="mw-cite-backlink"><a href="#cite_ref-2">↑</a></span> <span class="reference-text"><a rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="http://www.wnd.com/2007/05/41572/">WND.com — How to outlaw Christianity (Step 1)</a></span> </li> <li id="cite_note-3"><span class="mw-cite-backlink"><a href="#cite_ref-3">↑</a></span> <span class="reference-text">Except for the <a href="/wiki/Deceit" title="Deceit">deceit</a>, this trustworthy article was sourced entirely from <a rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="http://www.conservapedia.com/Chuck_Norris">here</a></span> </li> <li id="cite_note-4"><span class="mw-cite-backlink"><a href="#cite_ref-4">↑</a></span> <span class="reference-text"><a rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=47383">The Venom in Feds' Vaccinations</a></span> </li> <li id="cite_note-5"><span class="mw-cite-backlink"><a href="#cite_ref-5">↑</a></span> <span class="reference-text"><a rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="http://www.wnd.com/2015/01/chuck-norris-raises-red-flag-over-monsanto/">Chuck Norris Raises Red Flag Over Monsanto</a>, World Net Daily, 16-Jan-2015</span> </li> <li id="cite_note-6"><span class="mw-cite-backlink"><a href="#cite_ref-6">↑</a></span> <span class="reference-text"><a rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="https://menafn.com/1101219476/Chuck-Norris-congratulates-Azerbaijan-on-liberation-of-its-territories-VIDEO">Chuck Norris congratulates Azerbaijan on liberation of its territories</a></span> </li> <li id="cite_note-7"><span class="mw-cite-backlink"><a href="#cite_ref-7">↑</a></span> <span class="reference-text"><a rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="http://newstechnica.com/2012/10/30/chuck-norris-facts-updated/">Chuck Norris facts, updated</a></span> </li> 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